Thursday, May 8, 2008

The Good "Old" Ways


I really should be getting into jammies and bed right now, but something happened that was pretty funny!! And I just HAD to tell someone!!!
Big Daddy has an uncle who is past 80, and is married for the 2nd time. His wife has had some major problems (as has he), and she can no longer care for herself, so she has been admitted to a nursing home.
My mother in law called to let us know that Uncle V tried to put an ad in the local newspaper where he lives. He wants to buy a wife!!! She is to be between 30 and 50!
Oh it gets better than that!!! His oldest son had a "life in" girlfriend several years back, who is now living in the same town as Uncle V. He called her and offered her $50,000 to move in and be his wife!!!! Talk about moving on!
His daughter lives in the same community as we do, and mother in law talked to her about the "purchase" Uncle V is trying to make. Needless to say, his daughter is on her way to his town to try and get him into the facility with his wife.
His WIFE---one isn't even completely moved out, and he is trying to buy another!
I just find this funny---
And we thought raising our kids was bad!!!!!
Well, if you are in the market for an old fart, with money to spare, a dirty house, and probably just as dirty a mind, let me know!!! I can fix ya right up!!!
Gotta run now as I'm in between cakes---just had to share!
Isn't life fun!!!????####

1 comment:

Kari (GrannySkywalker) said...

lolololololol....that's just wrong. And you're wrong for finding it so funny. And I'm wrong for finding it just as funny as you do. lololololol